ARE WE BLUE, ELVIS?

SCIENTISTS TODAY have announced that all of us with blue eyes have one single common ancestor. Okay, I'm sending out invitations to Bob Dylan, Gregg Allman, Peter O'Toole, Ellen DeGeneres, Renee Zellweger, Judy Collins, Lawrence O'Donnell and Ringo Starr for the Sherman family picnic this summer.

We can all jam, get drunk, and tell lies about Uncle Elvis.