NORA EPHRON -- FINAL REVISION 06/26/12

"When I buy a new book, I always read the last page first, that way in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side."
            --- Nora Ephron

SHORT MARRIAGE ON A LONG PIER

Watch closely:

New hubby's first instinct is to abandon the love of his life and get himself to safety.

Somewhere, there's a divorce lawyer-in-waiting.

YES, PIGS CAN FLY. THEY JUST DON'T LAND WELL.

I'M NOW LOOKING FORWARD to a day when I don't get up thinking "Now what?  Now where?  Now why?  Now when?  Now how?"

It had better get here soon, before life starts answering those questions without any input from me.