Something is amiss when we watch your 60-second commercials for a new drug, and 52 seconds are devoted to "possible side effects."
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I can't get past watching your actors cavorting carefree on a beach while I'm also listening to how Intestoplex could cause their explosive nocturnal diarrhea and yeast infections.
Surf's up.