Sunday, November 17, 2013

BLACK FRIDAY PENULTIMATUM

ATTENTION, ANY BLACK FRIDAY "SHOPPERS": 

If you're planning on joining the jostling lines of standing (tenting, sleeping-bagging) Wal- and K-Martian lemmings, spending hours gearing up for those mad stampedes into now Thanksgiving Day sales, shoving & running over your fellow creatures so you can save $20 on digi-plastic planned obsolescent shitboxes that you'll give as gifts to wish your Christ a Happy Birthday ... 

you have lost your way, little lambs.

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