TODAY IN LIFETIME REGRETS:
I missed my daughter's wedding. My son is invisible. I dropped out of the Berklee College of Music. I stole that thing at the place with those people. I lied about the broken heirloom. I ate the last whoopie pie. I didn't pull over and watch that glorious sunset. I accepted the dare, and lit that teenage fart sans underwear.
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