Thursday, December 13, 2012

MONEY TALKS AND BULLSH*T CANNONBALLS

ALL THIS TALK of the fiscal "cliff," and I'm now seeing where the opposing cliffhangers are dismissing this and calling it a fiscal "curb."  Okay, put up your metaphorical dukes, already.

From now on, I'm calling it the fiscal corner of the postage stamp that you've overlicked and will not stick without glue and you don't have any "catwalk."

Or, the fiscal feeling you get when your checkbook ledger and bank statement are 3 cents off and you've done everything to balance it including Windexing the solar panel on your calculator and it's still off and you're going crazy "gutter."

Or, the fiscal candle wax on your plush carpet that will NEVER come off without taking the nap with it "diving board."

Now, fix the damn thing.

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