ANY OGDEN NASH IN A STORM

"Does anybody want any flotsam?  I've gotsam.  Does anybody want any jetsam?  I can getsam."
     --- Ogden Nash ---

POLITICS IN PARADISE

I WROTE A JOKE THIS MORNING:

Question:  In a GOP Garden of Eden, where would Adam keep Eve's vital statistics?

(Wait for it....)

In a loose-leaf binder.

RIP, GEORGE McGOVERN

"You know, sometimes, when they say you're ahead of your time, it's just a polite way of saying you have a real bad sense of timing."

Yes, he had all the right ingredients for making the best sandwich.  Unfortunately, (for this country) he tried to sell it to the shit sandwich factory.

RIP, good sir.  You were my first Presidential vote.  I'm still proud of that.

RELATIVITY

ONE OF THOSE DAYS

NEW HAMPSHIRE PEEPIN' PEAKIN'