"HISTORIC CRIPPLING BLIZZARD AHEAD," says the weather report. Okay, let's see: Ample supply of Cheez-Its? Check. Candles & flashlight batteries? Check. Increasing sense of impending doom already complemented by a daily descension into the sucking vortex of the inescapable inevitability of helplessness? Check.
Okay, weather guys. We've got it. A big snowstorm in February.