Thursday, October 17, 2013

CAN YOU SPARE TWO TENS FOR A FIVE?

NO, OF COURSE I DIDN'T WANT THE GUBMINT TO DEFAULT, but I think we're moving into Bunker-nomics.


Wednesday, October 16, 2013

BY YOUR LEAF, SIR

TO THE ANAL RETENTIVE LEAF-RAKERS:


Leave them be.

 They feed the lawn and insulate the perennial beds. Let Ma Nature do her stuff. Unless you're stuffing a goblin, let 'em lay. Trust me, Ma will tend to them.

And, if you have a leaf-blower, you're beyond redemption. Nothing fruitlessly funnier than watching someone blow leaves on a windy day.