Spent some of the morning watching the Thanksgiving Day Parade in New York.
Wait ... I mean ...
I gave up watching it when it turned into the Aflac Duck Discover Card Kool-Aid Planter's Peanut Disney Studio Sony Pictures Drake's Cakes Ronald McDonald Pillsbury Doughboy Hilton Domino Sugar Lip-Synching Auto-Tuning Black Friday Macy's Promo Thanksgiving Endless Commercial Day Parade.
Yes. Right now, I'm giving thanks for the off-button.
Oh ... and a special Thanksgiving thanks to Irving Oil.
Thank you, Mr. Irving, for raising your gas prices 10 cents a gallon the day before the holiday.
May a raw bag of giblets find its way into your innards.