TOOK MYSELF OUT FOR COFFEE today at a local eatery where I used to sit with fellow collegians 35 years ago. Same booth. Same walls. Same table. Then, I showed up unexpectedly and sat down across from me uninvited. "Don't worry; what goes around, spins around," I told myself. "That sounds just like you, " I said. "Now, take your pathetic pathos and beat it."
I did, but I stuck myself with the tip.